YES MA’AM

SHE WORKS OUT ON HER HARDWARE

WITH HER DAINTY LITTLE HANDS

YOU’VE BEEN POKIN ROUND THE OUTHOUSE

HEAVEN KNOWS YOU’VE HAD YOUR FUN

DON’T YOU MEDDLE IN THE LITTLE THINGS

THAT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

CAUSE SHE’S GOT A BADGE AND YOU CAN BET YOUR BOOTS

SHE KNOWS JUST HOW TO USE THAT GUN

 

CHORUS

YES MA’AM

SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT, YES MA’AM

STRAIGHTEN UP & FLY RIGHT

THE GIRLS IS TAKIN’ BACK THE NIGH          

SAY IT WITH ME, NOW:  YES MA’AM

 

YA TOLD HER SHE AIN’T NOTHIN

BUT THE WHORE OF BABYLON

WELL, HELL SON THAT MEANS YOU TAUGHT HER

HOW TO BEAT YOU AT YOUR OWN GAME

SHE’S GOT SOMETHIN JUST FOR YOU

IN THE SEAM OF HER NYLONS

SO IF YOU WANNA STICK AROUND, YOU’D BETTER LEARN HOW

TO SAY HER NAME

 

CHORUS

SHE’S MA’AM

I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT, TO  YOU, BOY, SHE’S MA’AM

WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ROSES

HER TARGET PRACTICE AIN’T NO POSE       

SAY IT LOUD, SAY IT PROUD:  YES MA’AM

 

WELL, IT’S WAY TOO LATE FOR YOU TO TRY TO GET TOO CLOSE TO ME

YOU’VE ROBBED AND STARVED ME DUMB AND BLIND THEN TOLD ME I WAS FREE

YOU SLAPPED MY KIDS LEFT US BEHIND, IT’S HIGH TIME I GOT TOUGH

CAN’T AFFORD YOUR PLACE FOR ME, BESIDES IT AIN’T ENOUGH

WE GOT A LITTLE JOB FOR YOU AT THE SPERM BANK, SO RELAX

SIT BACK, TRY NOT TO THINK, YOU JUST WATCH THAT GIRLY VIDEO

THERE’S MORE OF US THAN YOU, THAT AIN’T NO THREAT, SON, JUST THE FACTS

YA SEE, IT AIN’T MY FIRST TIME AT YOUR DADDY’S RODEO

 

CHORUS

I’M  MA’AM

YOUR WORST FUCKIN NIGHTMARE SINCE ‘NAM     

MY BEST FRIEND IS A GUN

AND THAT’S JUST HOW THE WEST WAS WON

I’LL TAKE IT LIKE A MAN:  YES MA’AM

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